Everyone has awkward moments. What are yours?
1. That awkward moment when you're taking about someone and you realized that they're right behind you.
2. That awkward moment when the dictionary uses words you don't know the definition of, to define the word you don't know the definition to.
3. That awkward moment when you accidentally put a bunch of groceries into another person’s shopping car.
4. That awkward moment when your waiter/waitress is standing by watching as you're deciding how much of a tip to leave on the receipt.
5. That awkward moment when you realize you're actually not smarter than a 5th grader.
6. That awkward moment when your ten year old catches you doing the same thing you punished her for doing five minutes ago.
7. That awkward moment when you randomly start laughing in the middle of a serious conversation.
8. That awkward moment when you realize that you're staring at someone while you're daydreaming.
9. That awkward moment when someone you deleted from Facebook tries to add you again.
10. That awkward moment when you realize you're wrong in an argument, but you keep on arguing anyway.
11. That awkward moment when you don't know how to continue the conversation.
12. That awkward moment when you're telling a story and you realize no one is listening so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
13. That awkward moment when the only thing you know on your test is your name and maybe the date.
14. That awkward moment when your friends make plans right in front of you and the plans don't include you.
15. That awkward moment when you give someone the email address you made when you were 11.
16. That awkward moment when you don't know if you should answer Dora for just sit in silence while she stares at you.
17. That awkward moment when you look down at your phone to avoid someone walking by.
18. That awkward moment when it's quiet in the room and your stomach makes a dying whale sound.
19. That awkward moment when you congratulate someone who's not pregnant.
20. That awkward moment when you're taking a bit of pizza, and you accidentally bite the while entire layer of cheese off.
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