WARNING: You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.
9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)
26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
32. Bring a water pistol with you.
33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "
39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.
40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
41. One word: Wrestlemania.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"
Monday, June 30, 2014
Sunday, June 29, 2014
Graduation: CLASS OF 2014!
Who said onions were the only things that brought tears to our eyes?
On June 27, 2014, after 720 days of studying, 6 hours daily, plus extra hours of homework and extracurricular activities, I had finally, finally—it's about time—graduated.
For all other who had graduated this year, congrats! Because 720 days or even any hour you spend in school is a dedication you made to not spend those hours somewhere else—a bar, home, or a strip club.
So, I have a question for you guys: Will you miss the people you're leaving behind as you either find a job, take a year off, or go to school again? Or are you ready to move forward? Because that's what we're supposed to do, whether we like it or not right?
But, either way, life is a journey. And...
CLASS OF 2014!!! We made it!
On June 27, 2014, after 720 days of studying, 6 hours daily, plus extra hours of homework and extracurricular activities, I had finally, finally—it's about time—graduated.
For all other who had graduated this year, congrats! Because 720 days or even any hour you spend in school is a dedication you made to not spend those hours somewhere else—a bar, home, or a strip club.
So, I have a question for you guys: Will you miss the people you're leaving behind as you either find a job, take a year off, or go to school again? Or are you ready to move forward? Because that's what we're supposed to do, whether we like it or not right?
But, either way, life is a journey. And...
CLASS OF 2014!!! We made it!
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Summer in NYC!
Summer doesn't always mean staying home and watching TV. Get out there and and enjoy NYC, without going broke!
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June 3: Stargazing on the High Line
Usually, the only stars you’ll see in New York City are at the ritzy restaurants and clubs — but not with the Amateur Astronomers Association. On Tuesdays through October, astronomers host free stargazing nights at New York City’s elevated park (which itself is also always free), where you can gaze up at the stars and planets via high-powered telescopes. Tuesdays through October. High Line between W. 13th St. and W. 14th St. at 10th Ave., 212-500-6035, thehighline.org
Usually, the only stars you’ll see in New York City are at the ritzy restaurants and clubs — but not with the Amateur Astronomers Association. On Tuesdays through October, astronomers host free stargazing nights at New York City’s elevated park (which itself is also always free), where you can gaze up at the stars and planets via high-powered telescopes. Tuesdays through October. High Line between W. 13th St. and W. 14th St. at 10th Ave., 212-500-6035, thehighline.org
June 4: Lecture at El Museo del Barrio
Amigos y amigas: Check out free summer lectures and events at this colorful museum that showcases more than 800 years of Latino art and culture. On June 4 from 11am to 1pm, the museum’s Black Box Theater is featuring a lecture on the book Arráncame la Vida by Ángeles Mastretta Catalina. Also, on the third Saturday of the month (starting in Sept.), the museum hosts Super Sábado, when entry is free, as is the musical entertainment. 1230 Fifth Ave., 212-831-7272, elmuseo.org
Amigos y amigas: Check out free summer lectures and events at this colorful museum that showcases more than 800 years of Latino art and culture. On June 4 from 11am to 1pm, the museum’s Black Box Theater is featuring a lecture on the book Arráncame la Vida by Ángeles Mastretta Catalina. Also, on the third Saturday of the month (starting in Sept.), the museum hosts Super Sábado, when entry is free, as is the musical entertainment. 1230 Fifth Ave., 212-831-7272, elmuseo.org
June 5: Pharrell as part of the Today Show Toyota Concert Series
Happy? You will be after checking out Pharrell, who’s appearing on June 5 as part of the Today’s Show’s hugely popular Toyota Concert Series on Rockefeller Plaza. Other entertainers coming up this summer include Usher and Maroon 5. Arrive by 5 am for the best view. The performances generally happen during the 8am hour. Through Sept. 5. Rockefeller Plaza, today.com
Happy? You will be after checking out Pharrell, who’s appearing on June 5 as part of the Today’s Show’s hugely popular Toyota Concert Series on Rockefeller Plaza. Other entertainers coming up this summer include Usher and Maroon 5. Arrive by 5 am for the best view. The performances generally happen during the 8am hour. Through Sept. 5. Rockefeller Plaza, today.com
June 6: An ode to fathers at PowerHouse Arena
Think books are dead? The PowerHouse Bookstore and Arena will change your mind. This innovative bookstore, gallery and boutique is a theater for the mind, with a richly diverse lineup of free events, including a reading on June 6 to celebrate Father’s Day (June 15), with writers from the new anthologyWhen I First Held You sharing stories about fatherhood. 37 Main St., Brooklyn, 718-666-3049,powerhousearena.com
Think books are dead? The PowerHouse Bookstore and Arena will change your mind. This innovative bookstore, gallery and boutique is a theater for the mind, with a richly diverse lineup of free events, including a reading on June 6 to celebrate Father’s Day (June 15), with writers from the new anthologyWhen I First Held You sharing stories about fatherhood. 37 Main St., Brooklyn, 718-666-3049,powerhousearena.com
June 6: Villalobos Brothers at Brooklyn Academy of Music
The nation’s oldest performing arts center heats up with free summer concerts, from soul to rock; check out the Villalobos Brothers on June 6 at 9pm, who mesh jazz and classical music. Through June 30. 30 Lafayette Ave., Brooklyn, 718-636-4100, bam.org
The nation’s oldest performing arts center heats up with free summer concerts, from soul to rock; check out the Villalobos Brothers on June 6 at 9pm, who mesh jazz and classical music. Through June 30. 30 Lafayette Ave., Brooklyn, 718-636-4100, bam.org
June 5-7: 21st Annual Red Hook FestIt’s dancing in the streets — and on the Brooklyn waterfront — at this lively June festival, featuring performances by the Dance Cartel, Dendê and Band and Underground System, along with barbecue, kids’ activities, free kayaking and more. It runs Thu. 6-8pm, Fri. 5:30-7pm and Sat. 12-7pm. Louis J. Valentino Jr. Park and Pier, Brooklyn, dancetheatreetcetera.org
June 8: Public Art: Kara Walker
NYC is flush with public art, and a top pick for this summer is Kara Walker’s A Subtlety or The Marvelous Sugar Baby, a massive, bare-breasted sphinx covered in sugar presiding over Williamsburg’s Domino Sugar Factory. It’s open Fri. 4-8pm and Sat.-Sun. 12-8pm. Through July 6. Domino Sugar Factory, South 1st St., at Kent Ave., Brooklyn, creativetime.org
NYC is flush with public art, and a top pick for this summer is Kara Walker’s A Subtlety or The Marvelous Sugar Baby, a massive, bare-breasted sphinx covered in sugar presiding over Williamsburg’s Domino Sugar Factory. It’s open Fri. 4-8pm and Sat.-Sun. 12-8pm. Through July 6. Domino Sugar Factory, South 1st St., at Kent Ave., Brooklyn, creativetime.org
June 10: Museum Mile Festival
Celebrate art and architecture during the annual Museum Mile Festival. Nine of New York City’s top museums, all of which also command the finest real estate in the world, on and around Fifth Avenue, open their doors to all, 6-9pm. Fifth Ave., between 82nd and 105th Sts., museummilefestival.org
Celebrate art and architecture during the annual Museum Mile Festival. Nine of New York City’s top museums, all of which also command the finest real estate in the world, on and around Fifth Avenue, open their doors to all, 6-9pm. Fifth Ave., between 82nd and 105th Sts., museummilefestival.org
June 14-15: Pop-Up Audubon in Prospect Park
Birding in Brooklyn? Chirp, chirp — yes. Every Saturday and Sunday from noon to 5pm, Prospect Park and Pop-Up Audubon host a variety of activities including Family Bird Watching at 4pm, where you can stroll Lullwater Trail to spy spring migrants. Not a bad way to celebrate Father’s Day weekend. Through Oct. 19. Prospect Park, Brooklyn, nycgovparks.org
Birding in Brooklyn? Chirp, chirp — yes. Every Saturday and Sunday from noon to 5pm, Prospect Park and Pop-Up Audubon host a variety of activities including Family Bird Watching at 4pm, where you can stroll Lullwater Trail to spy spring migrants. Not a bad way to celebrate Father’s Day weekend. Through Oct. 19. Prospect Park, Brooklyn, nycgovparks.org
June 18: Ping-Pong at Bryant ParkHone your ping-pong skills this summer at Bryant Park from 11am to 7pm. The park has two tables and free paddles and balls — just sign up with an attendant to reserve a spot. Bryant Park also has many other free activities, including petanque and juggling classes. Through end of September. Behind the New York Public Library, between 40th St. and 42nd St. and Fifth Ave. and Sixth Ave., 212-768-4242, bryantpark.org
June 21: Mermaid Parade
One of New York City’s most colorful (and scantily clad) summer events, the Mermaid Parade shimmies down Surf Avenue in Coney Island in June, starting at 1pm. The very loose guidelines are to come as your favorite aquatic creature, and you’ll spy everything from jellyfish, seahorses and electric eels to narwhals, walruses, sharks and, of course, mermaids. The parade is lined with men in drag, and women who look like they are too, brandishing body paint, sequins, giant eyelashes, neon-green bouffant wigs, platform heels, glitter pasties and seashells covering strategic parts of the body. Surf Ave., Coney Island, Brooklyn,coneyisland.com
One of New York City’s most colorful (and scantily clad) summer events, the Mermaid Parade shimmies down Surf Avenue in Coney Island in June, starting at 1pm. The very loose guidelines are to come as your favorite aquatic creature, and you’ll spy everything from jellyfish, seahorses and electric eels to narwhals, walruses, sharks and, of course, mermaids. The parade is lined with men in drag, and women who look like they are too, brandishing body paint, sequins, giant eyelashes, neon-green bouffant wigs, platform heels, glitter pasties and seashells covering strategic parts of the body. Surf Ave., Coney Island, Brooklyn,coneyisland.com
June 21: Summer Solstice at Socrates Sculpture Park
If you’d rather greet nature with clothes on, try the Summer Solstice festival, which features modern dance, face-painting, music and more at this rules-breaking sculpture park that sprawls on a reclaimed riverside landfill in Queens. The event runs from 5pm to dusk. 32-01 Vernon Blvd., Queens, 718-956-1819,socratessculpturepark.org
If you’d rather greet nature with clothes on, try the Summer Solstice festival, which features modern dance, face-painting, music and more at this rules-breaking sculpture park that sprawls on a reclaimed riverside landfill in Queens. The event runs from 5pm to dusk. 32-01 Vernon Blvd., Queens, 718-956-1819,socratessculpturepark.org
June 23: Met Opera Summer Recital Series
Enjoy arias under the stars at this phenomenal outdoor opera series at parks across the five boroughs. The series kicks off on June 23 in Central Park, with performances from rising opera stars soprano Amber Wagner and tenor Russell Thomas. June 23-July 10. Central Park and various NYC parks,metoperafamily.com
Enjoy arias under the stars at this phenomenal outdoor opera series at parks across the five boroughs. The series kicks off on June 23 in Central Park, with performances from rising opera stars soprano Amber Wagner and tenor Russell Thomas. June 23-July 10. Central Park and various NYC parks,metoperafamily.com
June 25: Dag Hammarskjöld Plaza Greenmarket
No other farmers’ market in the world can claim proximity to more visiting heads of state than the Dag Hammarskjöld Plaza Greenmarket, which fills an elegant plaza across from the U.N. Summer is the best time to hit up the market, when it overflows with seasonal fruits such as strawberries, which usually peak in late June. Open Wed. 8am–6pm year-round. 47th St. at Second Ave., grownyc.org
No other farmers’ market in the world can claim proximity to more visiting heads of state than the Dag Hammarskjöld Plaza Greenmarket, which fills an elegant plaza across from the U.N. Summer is the best time to hit up the market, when it overflows with seasonal fruits such as strawberries, which usually peak in late June. Open Wed. 8am–6pm year-round. 47th St. at Second Ave., grownyc.org
June 28: Brooklyn Botanic Garden
There’s a lot to love at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden, with its 200 cherry trees, 5,000 rose bushes, expansive conservatory and a flourishing summer exhibit, 100 Years and Growing – but it’s the free admission on select days that seals the botanical deal. Free Tue., Sat. 10am–12pm. 1000 Washington Ave., Brooklyn, 718-623-7200, bbg.org
There’s a lot to love at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden, with its 200 cherry trees, 5,000 rose bushes, expansive conservatory and a flourishing summer exhibit, 100 Years and Growing – but it’s the free admission on select days that seals the botanical deal. Free Tue., Sat. 10am–12pm. 1000 Washington Ave., Brooklyn, 718-623-7200, bbg.org
June 29: NYC Pride March
New York’s streets never lack in colorful style, but the annual Pride March is always the sassiest day of the year. The oldest gay pride parade in the nation kicks off at noon. The event draws more than 500,000 participants and is an enthusiastic display of over-the-top costumes, floats pumping disco music, drag queens (and kings) — and rainbow everything, from flags and wigs to itsy bitsy teenie-weenie bikini briefs.Fifth Ave. to the West Village, nycpride.org
New York’s streets never lack in colorful style, but the annual Pride March is always the sassiest day of the year. The oldest gay pride parade in the nation kicks off at noon. The event draws more than 500,000 participants and is an enthusiastic display of over-the-top costumes, floats pumping disco music, drag queens (and kings) — and rainbow everything, from flags and wigs to itsy bitsy teenie-weenie bikini briefs.Fifth Ave. to the West Village, nycpride.org
July 2: Bronx Writers Center
The Bronx Writers Center is “devoted to creating and supporting Bronx voices, readers and writers,” and to that end, the center hosts a series of summer workshops and fellowships and tours. The center also does a good deal to promote the borough and you can get in on that monthly with the First Wednesdays Bronx Trolley Tour from 5 to 8pm (during which you’ll also learn about the center’s mission). First Wednesdays of the month. Bronx Council on the Arts, 1738 Hone Ave., Bronx, 718-931-9500, bronxarts.org
The Bronx Writers Center is “devoted to creating and supporting Bronx voices, readers and writers,” and to that end, the center hosts a series of summer workshops and fellowships and tours. The center also does a good deal to promote the borough and you can get in on that monthly with the First Wednesdays Bronx Trolley Tour from 5 to 8pm (during which you’ll also learn about the center’s mission). First Wednesdays of the month. Bronx Council on the Arts, 1738 Hone Ave., Bronx, 718-931-9500, bronxarts.org
July 4: Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
Don’t think that eating is a sport? This will change your mind. Since 1916, the country’s most famous hot dog-eating contest draws competitive eaters from around the world to Coney Island on the 4th of July. Cheer on the chowers, starting at noon — but caution: You may never want to eat a hot dog again. 1310 Surf Ave., Brooklyn, nathansfamous.com
Don’t think that eating is a sport? This will change your mind. Since 1916, the country’s most famous hot dog-eating contest draws competitive eaters from around the world to Coney Island on the 4th of July. Cheer on the chowers, starting at noon — but caution: You may never want to eat a hot dog again. 1310 Surf Ave., Brooklyn, nathansfamous.com
July 4: Macy’s Fourth of July Fireworks
Start it with a dog and end it with fireworks, we say. The most dazzling fireworks show of the year is free – just get yourself a view of the East River. After five years of exploding over the Hudson, the fireworks are back on the eastside, where you can watch them light up the sky over the Brooklyn Bridge, starting around 9pm. It doesn’t get much more iconic than that. East River, macys.com
Start it with a dog and end it with fireworks, we say. The most dazzling fireworks show of the year is free – just get yourself a view of the East River. After five years of exploding over the Hudson, the fireworks are back on the eastside, where you can watch them light up the sky over the Brooklyn Bridge, starting around 9pm. It doesn’t get much more iconic than that. East River, macys.com
July 4-6: Central Park Skate Circle
Get ready to rock and roll: The nonprofit Central Park Dance Skaters Association is hosting its 20th Season Weekend in Central Park. Everyone’s welcome – just leave the inhibitions behind. Central Park, near the Mall and Bandshell, cpdsa.org
Get ready to rock and roll: The nonprofit Central Park Dance Skaters Association is hosting its 20th Season Weekend in Central Park. Everyone’s welcome – just leave the inhibitions behind. Central Park, near the Mall and Bandshell, cpdsa.org
July 7: Upright Citizens Brigade
From Jack Benny and Rodney Dangerfield to Woody Allen and Jerry Seinfeld, New York has a long comedy legacy. Happily, this translates into many free comedy showcases including our favorite: the Monday 11pm Whiplash night at Upright Citizens Brigade, NYC’s alternative stand-up comics. Ongoing Monday nights. 307 W. 26th St., 212-366-9176, newyork.ucbtheatre.com
From Jack Benny and Rodney Dangerfield to Woody Allen and Jerry Seinfeld, New York has a long comedy legacy. Happily, this translates into many free comedy showcases including our favorite: the Monday 11pm Whiplash night at Upright Citizens Brigade, NYC’s alternative stand-up comics. Ongoing Monday nights. 307 W. 26th St., 212-366-9176, newyork.ucbtheatre.com
July 8: Late Show with David Letterman
New York City is a boon for late-night shows, talk shows, cooking shows — you name it — all of which give out free tickets to draw a studio audience. David Letterman recently announced that he’s retiring in 2015, so this is the last year you can see him live. Check our article, Be Part of the Studio Audience, for the details, but know that standby tickets are available by calling 212-247-6497 at 11am on the day of any taping you want to attend. 1697 Broadway, between 53rd and 54th streets.
New York City is a boon for late-night shows, talk shows, cooking shows — you name it — all of which give out free tickets to draw a studio audience. David Letterman recently announced that he’s retiring in 2015, so this is the last year you can see him live. Check our article, Be Part of the Studio Audience, for the details, but know that standby tickets are available by calling 212-247-6497 at 11am on the day of any taping you want to attend. 1697 Broadway, between 53rd and 54th streets.
July 12: Manhattanenge
Manhattan’s photogenic all year long, but there’s one day that’s better than the rest: Manhattanenge. Named after Stonehenge, this is when the setting sun aligns perfectly with the Manhattan street grid, flooding the streets with a golden light. Various NYC intersections. amnh.org
Manhattan’s photogenic all year long, but there’s one day that’s better than the rest: Manhattanenge. Named after Stonehenge, this is when the setting sun aligns perfectly with the Manhattan street grid, flooding the streets with a golden light. Various NYC intersections. amnh.org
July 14: New York Philharmonic in the Parks
Ease into the night with soaring classical music at a New York Philharmonic outdoor concert in Central Park on July 14 at 8pm, showcasing among others, Nielsen’s Maskarade Overture and Liszt’s Les Préludes. The Philharmonic in the Parks features concerts around the five boroughs throughout the summer, from Brooklyn to Staten Island. A bonus: The concerts are often followed by fireworks. At parks across New York City, 212-875-5900, nyphil.org
Ease into the night with soaring classical music at a New York Philharmonic outdoor concert in Central Park on July 14 at 8pm, showcasing among others, Nielsen’s Maskarade Overture and Liszt’s Les Préludes. The Philharmonic in the Parks features concerts around the five boroughs throughout the summer, from Brooklyn to Staten Island. A bonus: The concerts are often followed by fireworks. At parks across New York City, 212-875-5900, nyphil.org
July 18: Free Bikes on Governors Island
Feel the breeze in your hair as you pedal around Governors Island, a former Coast Guard base in the middle of New York harbor. Every weekday morning this summer, the island offers free bikes. Even better, getting here is free too: The ferry to the island, from both Brooklyn and Manhattan, is gratis. Open Labor Day to Memorial Day; New York Harbor, govisland.com
Feel the breeze in your hair as you pedal around Governors Island, a former Coast Guard base in the middle of New York harbor. Every weekday morning this summer, the island offers free bikes. Even better, getting here is free too: The ferry to the island, from both Brooklyn and Manhattan, is gratis. Open Labor Day to Memorial Day; New York Harbor, govisland.com
July 19: Deltron 3030 at Celebrate Brooklyn!
Celebrate Brooklyn!, one of the borough’s most popular concert festivals, heats up Prospect Park throughout the summer. Among the highlights are hip-hop greats Deltron 3030 and Nomadic Massive on July 19. June–July, Prospect Park Bandshell, bricartsmedia.org
Celebrate Brooklyn!, one of the borough’s most popular concert festivals, heats up Prospect Park throughout the summer. Among the highlights are hip-hop greats Deltron 3030 and Nomadic Massive on July 19. June–July, Prospect Park Bandshell, bricartsmedia.org
July 20: Queens County Farm Museum
If the closest your kids get to a garden are the potted plants on the fire escape, then pay a visit to this 47-acre historic working farm, which is featuring a host of summer events, including the Seasonal Farmstead (starting on June 4), where you can meet farmers and sample country-fresh produce. Plus, kids (human) can play with frisky kids (goats), and tour verdant fields, orchards and vineyards. 73-50 Little Neck Pkwy., Queens, 718-347-3276, queensfarm.org
If the closest your kids get to a garden are the potted plants on the fire escape, then pay a visit to this 47-acre historic working farm, which is featuring a host of summer events, including the Seasonal Farmstead (starting on June 4), where you can meet farmers and sample country-fresh produce. Plus, kids (human) can play with frisky kids (goats), and tour verdant fields, orchards and vineyards. 73-50 Little Neck Pkwy., Queens, 718-347-3276, queensfarm.org
July 21: Lightning Thief at Theatreworks USAThis venerable nonprofit theater company showcases free summer shows — from Shakespeare to high-kicking musicals — that cater to children and families. The entertaining Lightning Thief is next on the docket at the Lucille Lortel Theatre in the West Village. July 21-Aug. 22. 151 W. 26th St., 212-647-1100,theatreworksusa.com
July 24: Animation Block Party at Rooftop Films
One of the best summer deals in NYC are the free outdoor movie screenings. Rooftop Films brings “underground movies outdoors,” from Fort Greene to the Financial District. Free shows this summer include Sundance Film Festival Shorts on June 6 and Animation Block Party on July 24. Locations throughout New York, rooftopfilms.com
One of the best summer deals in NYC are the free outdoor movie screenings. Rooftop Films brings “underground movies outdoors,” from Fort Greene to the Financial District. Free shows this summer include Sundance Film Festival Shorts on June 6 and Animation Block Party on July 24. Locations throughout New York, rooftopfilms.com
July 25: Chelsea Art Walk
Calling all art-lovers. (And free wine lovers). The Chelsea Art Walk (July 25, 5–8pm) showcases the best of Chelsea’s summer arts shows, along with complimentary nibbles and wine. Plus, you’ll get the chance to meet many of the artists, and perhaps walk out with a signed work of art. Chelsea galleries, between 10th and 11th Aves., from W. 18th to W. 28th, artwalkchelsea.com
Calling all art-lovers. (And free wine lovers). The Chelsea Art Walk (July 25, 5–8pm) showcases the best of Chelsea’s summer arts shows, along with complimentary nibbles and wine. Plus, you’ll get the chance to meet many of the artists, and perhaps walk out with a signed work of art. Chelsea galleries, between 10th and 11th Aves., from W. 18th to W. 28th, artwalkchelsea.com
July 26: Brooklyn Brewery
Guzzle made-in-Brooklyn brews—including the popular Brooklyn Summer Ale—on a free weekend tour of the handsome Brooklyn Brewery in Williamsburg. Free weekend afternoon tours. 79 N. 11th St., Brooklyn, 718-486-7422, brooklynbrewery.com
Guzzle made-in-Brooklyn brews—including the popular Brooklyn Summer Ale—on a free weekend tour of the handsome Brooklyn Brewery in Williamsburg. Free weekend afternoon tours. 79 N. 11th St., Brooklyn, 718-486-7422, brooklynbrewery.com
July 27: Harlem Week“Where the world meets the world,” is the slogan at this annual festival that’s celebrating its 40th anniversary this year. The month-long festival features everything from gospel to fashion to film, but one of its biggest days is kickoff day, July 27. July 27–Aug. 23. Events throughout Harlem, harlemweek.com
July 29: King Lear at Shakespeare in the Park
All the world’s a stage in Central Park. As the Public Theater describes this summer’s show of Shakespeare’sKing Lear: “Revenge, rage, grief and delusion thunder upon the Delacorte” with Tony and Emmy Award winner John Lithgow in the title role. The lines to get in are notoriously long, but hey, that’s part of the experience. July 22–Aug. 17. Delacorte Theater, Central Park, 212-967-7555, publictheater.org
All the world’s a stage in Central Park. As the Public Theater describes this summer’s show of Shakespeare’sKing Lear: “Revenge, rage, grief and delusion thunder upon the Delacorte” with Tony and Emmy Award winner John Lithgow in the title role. The lines to get in are notoriously long, but hey, that’s part of the experience. July 22–Aug. 17. Delacorte Theater, Central Park, 212-967-7555, publictheater.org
Aug. 1: Children’s Museum of Manhattan
Calling all tykes: This colorful, five-floor museum, which is free the first Friday of the month 5-8pm, is filled with interactive exhibits, including the toe-tapping JAZZED! The Changing Beat of 125th Street, which opens at the end of May and surveys the effect the Harlem Renaissance had on the city and the world. Free first Friday of the month. 212 W. 83rd St., 212-721-1223, cmom.org
Calling all tykes: This colorful, five-floor museum, which is free the first Friday of the month 5-8pm, is filled with interactive exhibits, including the toe-tapping JAZZED! The Changing Beat of 125th Street, which opens at the end of May and surveys the effect the Harlem Renaissance had on the city and the world. Free first Friday of the month. 212 W. 83rd St., 212-721-1223, cmom.org
Aug. 1: Isamu Noguchi Garden Museum
This one is more for the adults. When you think of Queens — home to the roaring jets of JFK and LaGuardia airports — peace and solitude probably don’t leap to mind. But that’s what you’ll find at the quiet sculpture gardens at the Noguchi Museum, which hosts Free First Fridays of the month, including on Aug.1. 9-01 33rd Rd., Queens, 718-204-7088, noguchi.org
This one is more for the adults. When you think of Queens — home to the roaring jets of JFK and LaGuardia airports — peace and solitude probably don’t leap to mind. But that’s what you’ll find at the quiet sculpture gardens at the Noguchi Museum, which hosts Free First Fridays of the month, including on Aug.1. 9-01 33rd Rd., Queens, 718-204-7088, noguchi.org
Aug 2: The Museum at FIT (Fashion Institute of Technology)
High fashion isn’t free, but the exhibits at New York City’s leading fashion museum are. Founded in 1969, the museum is known for its creative exhibits like this summer’s Exposed: A History of Lingerie. June 3-Nov. 14. Seventh Ave. at 27th St., 212-217-4558, fitnyc.edu
High fashion isn’t free, but the exhibits at New York City’s leading fashion museum are. Founded in 1969, the museum is known for its creative exhibits like this summer’s Exposed: A History of Lingerie. June 3-Nov. 14. Seventh Ave. at 27th St., 212-217-4558, fitnyc.edu
Aug. 3: Downtown Boathouse Kayaks
Kayak season is here. The closest that most New Yorkers get to the Hudson River is by strolling along its banks. But, the river is ideal for kayaking, with placid waters and steady breezes, plus gorgeous views of the skyline. Downtown Boathouse offers complimentary kayak rental at a variety of locations on the Hudson River, most are weekends only. All summer, Downtown Boathouse, Hudson River Greenway, Pier 40, Pier 96 and 72nd St., downtownboathouse.org
Kayak season is here. The closest that most New Yorkers get to the Hudson River is by strolling along its banks. But, the river is ideal for kayaking, with placid waters and steady breezes, plus gorgeous views of the skyline. Downtown Boathouse offers complimentary kayak rental at a variety of locations on the Hudson River, most are weekends only. All summer, Downtown Boathouse, Hudson River Greenway, Pier 40, Pier 96 and 72nd St., downtownboathouse.org
Aug. 4: Williamsburg Spelling BeeHow do you spell F-U-N? This free monthly spelling bee is a night of silly fun, fueled by cocktails, comedy and competition. Pete’s Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St., Brooklyn, spellingblog4.blogspot.com
Aug. 9: Second Saturday Staten Island
Staten Island is often called New York’s forgotten borough. It shouldn’t be. Explore the island on this monthly art walk on Staten Island’s north shore. Second Saturdays. Staten Island, St. George,secondsaturdaystatenisland.org
Staten Island is often called New York’s forgotten borough. It shouldn’t be. Explore the island on this monthly art walk on Staten Island’s north shore. Second Saturdays. Staten Island, St. George,secondsaturdaystatenisland.org
Aug. 9: Bronx Museum of the Arts
Perhaps the Bronx is more your speed? If so, check out the innovative, free Bronx Museum of the Arts, which is featuring a host of summer events including a tour of the area around the museum, led by Sam Goodman, an urban planner in the office of the Bronx Borough President on Aug. 9 at 11am, starting inside the museum. 1040 Grand Concourse, the Bronx, 718-681-6000, bronxmuseum.org
Perhaps the Bronx is more your speed? If so, check out the innovative, free Bronx Museum of the Arts, which is featuring a host of summer events including a tour of the area around the museum, led by Sam Goodman, an urban planner in the office of the Bronx Borough President on Aug. 9 at 11am, starting inside the museum. 1040 Grand Concourse, the Bronx, 718-681-6000, bronxmuseum.org
Aug. 10: Tai Chi at Soldiers’ and Sailors’ Monument, Riverside Park
With its soothing white marble and 12 Corinthian columns, there’s no better spot than this temple-like monument to practice Tai Chi, a graceful and slow-moving martial art. Come by to learn and practice.Summer Sundays, 8-9am through Aug. 17. Riverside Park, nycgovparks.org
With its soothing white marble and 12 Corinthian columns, there’s no better spot than this temple-like monument to practice Tai Chi, a graceful and slow-moving martial art. Come by to learn and practice.Summer Sundays, 8-9am through Aug. 17. Riverside Park, nycgovparks.org
Aug. 12: Brooklyn Bridge
One of New York City’s most iconic sights is also completely free. Summer’s the perfect season to trek across the bridge, gazing out at views of the New York Harbor and skyline. Bring the camera. Brooklyn Bridge, 311, nyc.gov
One of New York City’s most iconic sights is also completely free. Summer’s the perfect season to trek across the bridge, gazing out at views of the New York Harbor and skyline. Bring the camera. Brooklyn Bridge, 311, nyc.gov
Aug. 15: Museum of Modern Art (MoMA)The MoMA offers a double draw: The world’s largest collection of modern art and a unique building, which is a work of contemporary art in itself. Take advantage of free admission on Friday afternoons when you can check out the entire museum, including summer exhibits like Robert Heinecken: Object Matter (through Sept. 7), a superb retrospective on the conceptual photographer. Fri. 4–8pm. 11 W. 53rd St., 212-708-9400,moma.org
Aug. 16-17: Brooklyn Flea
Where can you find everything from a Wonder Woman lunchbox to a pair of bowling shoes? Brooklyn Flea, the moveable weekend flea market with locations around Brooklyn, from Fort Greene to Williamsburg. Also, this year Brooklyn Flea is launching the new SmorgasBar at Jones Beach, with food vendors, beer, slushies, oysters, iced coffee and beach games. Weekends. Locations throughout Brooklyn,brooklynflea.com
Where can you find everything from a Wonder Woman lunchbox to a pair of bowling shoes? Brooklyn Flea, the moveable weekend flea market with locations around Brooklyn, from Fort Greene to Williamsburg. Also, this year Brooklyn Flea is launching the new SmorgasBar at Jones Beach, with food vendors, beer, slushies, oysters, iced coffee and beach games. Weekends. Locations throughout Brooklyn,brooklynflea.com
Aug. 20: Staten Island Ferry
The free ferry continues to be one of the greatest deals in New York City — and there’s no better season than summer to jump aboard to take in sweeping views of the harbor, the Statue of Liberty and the glittering Manhattan skyline. Departs from Whitehall Terminal, at South St. and Whitehall St. in Lower Manhattan, 212-639- 9675, nyc.gov
The free ferry continues to be one of the greatest deals in New York City — and there’s no better season than summer to jump aboard to take in sweeping views of the harbor, the Statue of Liberty and the glittering Manhattan skyline. Departs from Whitehall Terminal, at South St. and Whitehall St. in Lower Manhattan, 212-639- 9675, nyc.gov
Aug. 21: Live Burlesque: Spanking the Lower East Side
Get naughty at this saucy burlesque show hosted by Calamity Chang on Thursday nights at the inviting bar Nurse Bettie throughout the summer. Thursdays. Nurse Bettie, 106 Norfolk St., 212-477-7515,nursebettie.com
Get naughty at this saucy burlesque show hosted by Calamity Chang on Thursday nights at the inviting bar Nurse Bettie throughout the summer. Thursdays. Nurse Bettie, 106 Norfolk St., 212-477-7515,nursebettie.com
Aug. 23-24: AfroPunk Fest
“The most multicultural festival in the U.S.” is how The New York Times describes this event—and they’re right. The August festival features everything from blues to hip-hop, and has starred Big Freedia, Vintage Trouble and Trash Talk. As the festival organizers put it, come on down and “sweat, mosh and shout.” Aug. 23–24, Commodore Barry Park, Brooklyn, afropunkfest.com
“The most multicultural festival in the U.S.” is how The New York Times describes this event—and they’re right. The August festival features everything from blues to hip-hop, and has starred Big Freedia, Vintage Trouble and Trash Talk. As the festival organizers put it, come on down and “sweat, mosh and shout.” Aug. 23–24, Commodore Barry Park, Brooklyn, afropunkfest.com
Aug. 29: Phoenix: Xu Bing at the Cathedral
The Phoenix has risen from the ashes and landed in the Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine. Chinese artist Xu Bing created the gargantuan Phoenix with detritus collected from construction sites across China. The bird needed a big home in the U.S., and found it at St. John the Divine, the largest cathedral in the world. On view through 2014. 7:30am–6pm daily. Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine, 1047 Amsterdam Ave., 212-316-7540, stjohndivine.org
The Phoenix has risen from the ashes and landed in the Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine. Chinese artist Xu Bing created the gargantuan Phoenix with detritus collected from construction sites across China. The bird needed a big home in the U.S., and found it at St. John the Divine, the largest cathedral in the world. On view through 2014. 7:30am–6pm daily. Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine, 1047 Amsterdam Ave., 212-316-7540, stjohndivine.org
Aug. 27: Floating Pool in the Bronx
Skip work (and beat the heat) and have fun at the Floating Pool in the Bronx’s Barretto Point Park. The 25-meter-by-seven-lane pool sits atop a barge, so it’s like floating in the river but in the comfort and safety of filtered chlorinated water. June 26-Sept. 1, nycgovparks.org
Skip work (and beat the heat) and have fun at the Floating Pool in the Bronx’s Barretto Point Park. The 25-meter-by-seven-lane pool sits atop a barge, so it’s like floating in the river but in the comfort and safety of filtered chlorinated water. June 26-Sept. 1, nycgovparks.org
Aug. 30-31: Rockaway Beach
The nickname for this peninsula—Rockapulco—may be a bit of a stretch, but this sun-warmed spit of land that juts into the ocean does have some of the NYC’s best beaches—and they’re all free. Just bring the bikini and the sunscreen. Rockaway Peninsula, nycgovparks.org
The nickname for this peninsula—Rockapulco—may be a bit of a stretch, but this sun-warmed spit of land that juts into the ocean does have some of the NYC’s best beaches—and they’re all free. Just bring the bikini and the sunscreen. Rockaway Peninsula, nycgovparks.org
Source: NewYork.com
Monday, June 23, 2014
Friday, June 20, 2014
Classic - MKTO (Video #3)
Lyrics:
Hey! Where's the drums?
Oh whoa-oh-oh-oh
Let's go!
[Tony:]
Ooh girl you’re shining
Like a 5th avenue diamond
And they don’t make you like they used to
You’re never going out of style
Ooh pretty baby
This world might've gone crazy
The way you save me
Who can blame me
When I just wanna make you smile?
[Hook:]
I wanna thrill you like Michael
I wanna kiss you like Prince
Let’s get it on like Marvin Gaye
Like Hathaway
Write a song for you like this
[Chorus:]
You’re over my head
I’m out of my mind
Thinking I was born in the wrong time
One of a kind, living in a world gone plastic
Baby you’re so classic
Baby you’re so classic
Baby you,
Baby you’re so classic
Four dozen of roses
Anything for you to notice
All the way to serenade you
Doing it Sinatra style
Ima pick you up in a Cadillac
Like a gentleman bringin' glamour back
Keep it reel to reel in the way I feel
I could walk you down the aisle
[Hook:]
I wanna thrill you like Michael
I wanna kiss you like Prince
Let’s get it on like Marvin Gaye
Like Hathaway
Write a song for you like this
[Chorus:]
You're over my head
I’m out of my mind
Thinking I was born in the wrong time
It's love on rewind,
Everything is so throwback-ish (I kinda like it, like it)
Out of my league
Old school chic
Like a movie star
From the silver screen
You're one of a kind living in a world gone plastic
Baby you’re so classic
Baby you’re so classic
Baby you’re so classic
[Malcolm:]
Baby you’re class and baby you're sick
I never met a girl like you ever til we met
A star in the 40s, centrefold in the 50s
Got me tripping out like the sixties
Hippies Queen of the discotheque
A 70s dream and an 80s best
Hepburn, Beyoncé, Marilyn, Massive
Girl you’re timeless, just so classic
[Chorus:]
You're over my head I’m out of my mind
Thinking I was born in the wrong time
It's love on rewind,
Everything is so throwback-ish (I kinda like it, like it)
Out of my league
Old school chic
Like a movie star
From the silver screen
You’re one of a kind living in a world gone plastic
Baby you’re so classic
Baby you’re so classic
Baby you’re so classic
Portfolio (A Sample Introduction For You)
A portfolio mainly includes a cover page, a table of contents, an introduction, samples of your work, and anything else you feel would give a person a picture of who you are. Since it's always beneficial to at least obtain an image of what to write, I included a sample of a portfolio introduction I had written.
Note: Please refer to the links after each paragraph for the piece described.
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When you look at yourself in the mirror, you might see a person with imagination, a dreamer of speed and vividness, with a personal touch for adventure. Or you might see a person with diligence, a believer of rules and conformity, with a taste for realism. Though we all see ourselves differently, those parts of us emerge when we craft stories and analysis, and study the world around us through unique lenses. During this process, we not only learn from others through their experiences and their concealed past of living, but also find the key in discovering ourselves and the truth to our path. In this school year, I have grasped new ideas through reading and writing alone, and have seen passion worth exploring and pursuing beyond the limits of a classroom.
Stories are forms of self-expression, and therefore, the best way to write beyond the norm. I have found a particular interest in writing stories since I could openly and creatively express myself by getting the reader to understand me better. In “The Science Teacher,” I aim to build a mysterious and eerie mood, and an image of a dangerous teacher who indirectly rids people if they trouble him. Since stories are usually expanded to more than a hundred pages, this piece challenges me to shorten the plot—and the suspense that leads to it—to just seven. Writing is a two way street in which both the writer and the reader must contribute to the story with the writer starting it, and the reader concluding it. To a writer, because a story has no ending, it is up to a reader’s imagination and ability to take over. With “Mr. Johnston was gone.” as the last line of the story, I try to build suspense by leaving the scenario open for the reader to wonder and examine.
http://renacheneveryday.blogspot.com/2014/05/short-story-science-teacher.html
In “Beautifully Haunting,” however, I intend to craft a more humorous and lighthearted story of a harmless ghost who haunts a big old apartment building that has previously been a French film studio. Since ghosts are usually associated with unpleasant appearances and behaviors, I try to make Sydney White seem likeable, relatable, and most significantly, human. By portraying White as both nostalgic and friendly (“Each time when she enters my room, she would first offer me a coy smile before drifting into the closet.”), I give the message that ghosts, like humans, exhibit feelings as well, and thus, tearing down the common misconception that all ghosts are cruel, and heartless, only desiring a good scare. What I found most challenging is time-jumping within the frame of the story, traveling from a toddler to a teenager and then to an adult. By carefully inserting “over the years” and “to this day,” I aim to time-jump, and primarily, let the reader know I am time-jumping, without doling out the age. And finally, by generating many plots for these stories, I came to realize that all stories hold something in common: versatility, as anything or any moment, or even anyone, could make a story materialize. You’re feeling happy? Write a story. Spilled water on your shirt? Write a story!
http://renacheneveryday.blogspot.com/2014/05/short-story-beautifully-haunting.html
Although a memoir is another form of self-expression, it is different when you compare it to a story as a memoir goes beyond a personal narrative and is an account of a real person’s life. Since everyone who is interesting has a past, and a story worth telling, I plan to center the memoir on a more rebellious side of myself. Using the literary device anaphora, I want to stress the importance of my change from someone who is insensitive and stubborn, to someone who finally realizes and appreciates what she has: the 7 bitter “do not wear,” and the nostalgic “I still wanted to go back… I still wanted to be…” The difficult part in writing the memoir isn’t the events I could say, or the devices I could use, but rather, the actual telling of the story to the reader. This is personal, and fairly emotional, and it is hard to transform these troublesome memories into fine art. But, since I never believe in endings, just like the idea that there are no goodbyes, I took a turn for optimism, making “BEGIN” the last word of the account, because who knows what adventures could happen next; it’s a mystery for the reader to solve.
http://renacheneveryday.blogspot.com/2014/05/memoir-feeling-seventeen.html
On the critical side, in David Wallace’s “Ticket to the Fair,” I mainly seek to portray how descriptive and exact Wallace’s writing is. Like a true journalist and author, Wallace timestamps each moment of the day, letting the reader identify exactly when and what is happening, and uses figurative language and overstatements so shrewdly that the piece would appear incomplete and rigid without them. What I also center the essay on is Wallace’s honesty and how he “leaves the readers sensing as if they can see, smell, taste, touch, and hear everything he [Wallace] does.” But the problem and hardest part in analyzing this piece is the question if everything Wallace said is an accurate portrait of the real point. Although it’s his first trip to the fair, Wallace derides almost everything—even horses: “The horses’ faces are long and somehow suggestive of coffins.” Thus, it’s questionable whether Wallace is possibly over-exaggerating what he has seen. Is the fair really as bad as he claims it to be?
http://renacheneveryday.blogspot.com/2014/05/annotation-of-wallace-david-ticket-to.html
Lastly, in Robert Frost’s “After Apple Picking,” I aim to capture the many meanings of apple picking. However, since every line of a poem could present multiple allusions, I find it challenging to locate the message Frost wants to portray. Analyzing the poem made me realize that picking apples may provide either an extended metaphor of seasonal transformations, and thus, death, or the feeling of traveling amid a waking and dream-like state. I notice that Frost’s style of poetry, though straightforward and clear, is not written colloquially. That is, Frost’s skill to convey such a depth of sensitivity in his poem through the medium of conversational speech divulges a big understanding of the human language in subjects of sensation, conflict, and struggle that would be inconceivable in any other form.
http://renacheneveryday.blogspot.com/2014/05/robert-frosts-after-apple-picking.html
When I look into the mirror, I don’t just see a student with bursting ideas, but also a holder of creativity and passion, with determination to improve her reading and writing skills. These creative and critical assignments have helped me make those improvements and to, ultimately, take the next step on the ladder of literature. Creating stories allows me to artistically express myself. And analyzing novels and poems help me learn to think critically and sensibly. I never thought I would explore outside the box, beyond the limits of literature, and see an unknown version of me—and take an ordinary passage and craft it into artwork.
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A table of contents should look something like this:
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Chapter 1
1. Introduction…………………………..….………………………………………………..2
Chapter 2: Creative Work
2. The Science Teacher…...……………………………………………………………….....4
3. Beautifully Haunting…...………………………………………….…………………….....11
4. Feeling Seventeen…..……………………………………………………………………..13
Chapter 3: Critical Work
5. David Wallace’s “Ticket to the Fair”…………………………………………….………....16
6. Robert Frost’s “After Apple Picking”…………………………………………………........19
Note: Please refer to the links after each paragraph for the piece described.
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When you look at yourself in the mirror, you might see a person with imagination, a dreamer of speed and vividness, with a personal touch for adventure. Or you might see a person with diligence, a believer of rules and conformity, with a taste for realism. Though we all see ourselves differently, those parts of us emerge when we craft stories and analysis, and study the world around us through unique lenses. During this process, we not only learn from others through their experiences and their concealed past of living, but also find the key in discovering ourselves and the truth to our path. In this school year, I have grasped new ideas through reading and writing alone, and have seen passion worth exploring and pursuing beyond the limits of a classroom.
Stories are forms of self-expression, and therefore, the best way to write beyond the norm. I have found a particular interest in writing stories since I could openly and creatively express myself by getting the reader to understand me better. In “The Science Teacher,” I aim to build a mysterious and eerie mood, and an image of a dangerous teacher who indirectly rids people if they trouble him. Since stories are usually expanded to more than a hundred pages, this piece challenges me to shorten the plot—and the suspense that leads to it—to just seven. Writing is a two way street in which both the writer and the reader must contribute to the story with the writer starting it, and the reader concluding it. To a writer, because a story has no ending, it is up to a reader’s imagination and ability to take over. With “Mr. Johnston was gone.” as the last line of the story, I try to build suspense by leaving the scenario open for the reader to wonder and examine.
http://renacheneveryday.blogspot.com/2014/05/short-story-science-teacher.html
In “Beautifully Haunting,” however, I intend to craft a more humorous and lighthearted story of a harmless ghost who haunts a big old apartment building that has previously been a French film studio. Since ghosts are usually associated with unpleasant appearances and behaviors, I try to make Sydney White seem likeable, relatable, and most significantly, human. By portraying White as both nostalgic and friendly (“Each time when she enters my room, she would first offer me a coy smile before drifting into the closet.”), I give the message that ghosts, like humans, exhibit feelings as well, and thus, tearing down the common misconception that all ghosts are cruel, and heartless, only desiring a good scare. What I found most challenging is time-jumping within the frame of the story, traveling from a toddler to a teenager and then to an adult. By carefully inserting “over the years” and “to this day,” I aim to time-jump, and primarily, let the reader know I am time-jumping, without doling out the age. And finally, by generating many plots for these stories, I came to realize that all stories hold something in common: versatility, as anything or any moment, or even anyone, could make a story materialize. You’re feeling happy? Write a story. Spilled water on your shirt? Write a story!
http://renacheneveryday.blogspot.com/2014/05/short-story-beautifully-haunting.html
Although a memoir is another form of self-expression, it is different when you compare it to a story as a memoir goes beyond a personal narrative and is an account of a real person’s life. Since everyone who is interesting has a past, and a story worth telling, I plan to center the memoir on a more rebellious side of myself. Using the literary device anaphora, I want to stress the importance of my change from someone who is insensitive and stubborn, to someone who finally realizes and appreciates what she has: the 7 bitter “do not wear,” and the nostalgic “I still wanted to go back… I still wanted to be…” The difficult part in writing the memoir isn’t the events I could say, or the devices I could use, but rather, the actual telling of the story to the reader. This is personal, and fairly emotional, and it is hard to transform these troublesome memories into fine art. But, since I never believe in endings, just like the idea that there are no goodbyes, I took a turn for optimism, making “BEGIN” the last word of the account, because who knows what adventures could happen next; it’s a mystery for the reader to solve.
http://renacheneveryday.blogspot.com/2014/05/memoir-feeling-seventeen.html
On the critical side, in David Wallace’s “Ticket to the Fair,” I mainly seek to portray how descriptive and exact Wallace’s writing is. Like a true journalist and author, Wallace timestamps each moment of the day, letting the reader identify exactly when and what is happening, and uses figurative language and overstatements so shrewdly that the piece would appear incomplete and rigid without them. What I also center the essay on is Wallace’s honesty and how he “leaves the readers sensing as if they can see, smell, taste, touch, and hear everything he [Wallace] does.” But the problem and hardest part in analyzing this piece is the question if everything Wallace said is an accurate portrait of the real point. Although it’s his first trip to the fair, Wallace derides almost everything—even horses: “The horses’ faces are long and somehow suggestive of coffins.” Thus, it’s questionable whether Wallace is possibly over-exaggerating what he has seen. Is the fair really as bad as he claims it to be?
http://renacheneveryday.blogspot.com/2014/05/annotation-of-wallace-david-ticket-to.html
Lastly, in Robert Frost’s “After Apple Picking,” I aim to capture the many meanings of apple picking. However, since every line of a poem could present multiple allusions, I find it challenging to locate the message Frost wants to portray. Analyzing the poem made me realize that picking apples may provide either an extended metaphor of seasonal transformations, and thus, death, or the feeling of traveling amid a waking and dream-like state. I notice that Frost’s style of poetry, though straightforward and clear, is not written colloquially. That is, Frost’s skill to convey such a depth of sensitivity in his poem through the medium of conversational speech divulges a big understanding of the human language in subjects of sensation, conflict, and struggle that would be inconceivable in any other form.
http://renacheneveryday.blogspot.com/2014/05/robert-frosts-after-apple-picking.html
When I look into the mirror, I don’t just see a student with bursting ideas, but also a holder of creativity and passion, with determination to improve her reading and writing skills. These creative and critical assignments have helped me make those improvements and to, ultimately, take the next step on the ladder of literature. Creating stories allows me to artistically express myself. And analyzing novels and poems help me learn to think critically and sensibly. I never thought I would explore outside the box, beyond the limits of literature, and see an unknown version of me—and take an ordinary passage and craft it into artwork.
---
A table of contents should look something like this:
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Chapter 1
1. Introduction…………………………..….………………………………………………..2
Chapter 2: Creative Work
2. The Science Teacher…...……………………………………………………………….....4
3. Beautifully Haunting…...………………………………………….…………………….....11
4. Feeling Seventeen…..……………………………………………………………………..13
Chapter 3: Critical Work
5. David Wallace’s “Ticket to the Fair”…………………………………………….………....16
6. Robert Frost’s “After Apple Picking”…………………………………………………........19
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